Monday, September 23, 2019

Unemployed again

Not really my fault though.  A woman at work pronounced it "Chip-Ole-Tay" so I smacked her in her dumb mouth.  HR argues that even open-hand is unacceptable.  Whatever.

Thursday, September 12, 2019

I should not have named my dog Alexa

But not because the people at the vet insist he's a boy dog. This ain't Paris and we aren't making France-talk where inanimate nouns have gender. Just fixé la dog and I'll be on my way.