Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Why I hate summer

11 o'clock at night and the thermometer on the wall still reads 90 degF outside.

The "F" in case you were wondering, is an abbreviation of Fuckmeit'sfuckinghotoutsidegoddammit.

Friday, June 08, 2012

My experience gleaned from watching kung-fu movies

The fat guy who knows karate is always the bad guy.

Saturday, June 02, 2012

Thought of the Day

Coming home from vacation is like a failed organ transplant. My body is rejecting going back to work.