Wednesday, December 09, 2009

News about Tiger Woods' affair

Winter is here. It snowed last week and then it was 75-degrees yesterday and it'll be 34 tonight and back in the 70s this weekend. So, if you live in SE Texas and you have sinuses, you can pretty much go fuck yourself.

Still, it was a beautiful sunset this evening. Imagine a canvas of #000099, with broad brush strokes of #0033FF and smaller dabs of #33CCFF throughout. Down near the western horizon, #FFCCCC blending through every shade, down to #FF6600. Breathtaking, don't you think?

In case you haven't finished your Christmas shopping (which, by the way, makes you a bad person and totally responsible for the sorry state of our economy) I will be having a book-signing event this Saturday at the Barnes & Noble near the Galleria from 2pm until I get tired. B&N obviously won't let me back in the store (another story for another time) so I will be in my van in the parking lot. Just knock on the side door if there's not a line. I will sign any book you bring. Just let me know if you want me to sign it as the author or as someone else. I have been working on my Dan Brown signature and my Sarah Palin is pretty good too. Requests for Michael Crichton signatures spiked last Thanksgiving, then tapered off a bit through the holidays. I am expecting more demand for this one on his most recent, posthumous, release. As always, my book signing events are free, but I would appreciate if someone would pick me up a Jamba Juice. It's right across the street.