Unemployed again
Not really my fault though. A woman at work pronounced it "Chip-Ole-Tay" so I smacked her in her dumb mouth. HR argues that even open-hand is unacceptable. Whatever.
I should not have named my dog Alexa
But not because the people at the vet insist he's a boy dog. This ain't Paris and we aren't making France-talk where inanimate nouns have gender. Just
fixé la dog and I'll be on my way.