as told to (your name here): June 2012

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

11 o'clock at night and the thermometer on the wall still reads 90 degF outside.

The "F" in case you were wondering, is an abbreviation of Fuckmeit'sfuckinghotoutsidegoddammit.

The fat guy who knows karate is always the bad guy.

Coming home from vacation is like a failed organ transplant. My body is rejecting going back to work.