I'm not Spanish Fly, I'm Cossack Fly*
I may actually go through with my threat to buy myself a mailorder Russian bride. Not content with the women I've been meeting here, I guess I've just been too picky. Insisting on a woman with whom I share a common language or nationality is just plain greedy. The pain of yet another job rejection, on the other hand, is eased by instant love in my inbox:
Greetings! Let me to be submitted. My name-Tatyana. I loved your history and I wanted to get acquainted with you! To me of 29 years, I Russian. I work as the trainer in fitness the center. I love work, nevertheless I love jokes And I love laughter, I adore adventures. I the good girl, but beauty not The most important in a life. I estimate the person for his ideas and actions. I Have correct and romantic character! I believe in destiny and I like to Dream of the beautiful future with the person of my dream! If you want to answer such person, I with pleasure Will apply a photo in my ambassador of the letter. I wait your sincere letter. Tatyana.(Actual unedited email)
*Other considered titles:
-It's not jungle-fever. I've got gulag-fever.
-Your daddy is a thief for stealing the czars from the sky...
-Thank God for the fall of the Eastern-Cock-Bloc.
-Quit Stalin and just do me.
posted by tinyhands @ 11:59 PM
11 Comments:
Man, she's the one, I'm tellin' ya!
or..
that's not a potato in my pocket, i AM happy to see you.
or
I'd like to St. Peter her square....are you a natural red square?
oh, i could go on for minutes, but i won't.
story of my life.
oh, and maybe tatayana will ask you to "take, take her home"
Peach- Ok, cool. I was just waiting all this time for your approval. ;)
Mimi- Minutes? Not sure I could say the same.
Sass- Maybe your sponsor could hook you up?
Hell why not! Stranger things have happened! No?
brilliant.
maybe her dog's name is sammy davis, jr., jr.
(it's not funny unless you get that reference, i hope you do...it is from "everything is illuminated," watch the movie if you haven't already.)
Too funny! Lol.
Or:
I to laugh. very joke.
Been a long time lurker of your blog, but I have to come out and tell you that this was freakin' hilarious!
Loved the "Quit Stalin and just do me" title. Just loved it!
Kristin- Stranger things have happened and will continue to happen and you can read about them here.
Amanda- Sorry haven't seen it yet. I'll try to find some time in my busy schedule to download it.
Dayli- Hmmm, maybe I should be ordering a mail-order Israeli wife...
Beth- Thanks! That made my day. I see we have some common friends.
If you're referring to Inanna and Jeanette, please don't believe a word they say about me. :-P
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