Oh yeah
I forgot to mention that May's entry titles were inspired by one of my favorite SNL commercials of all time, Happy Fun Ball. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.*bunch of stuff deleted*
This is the second time I've tried to write the story of a woman I saw at the mall last week. I can't describe it without it getting tedious, so I'll just leave it to say that she was beautiful without being HOT, which I found all the more attractive. Without having spoken a word to her nor heard the melody of her voice, I can honestly say she was the nicest woman I've ever seen.
posted by tinyhands @ 11:59 PM
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i've been to the mall and i have seen the "women". you were probably in a love-tizzy over a 13-year old. sorry to break it to you, mr. hands, but kids are growing up fast these days. you were probably too distracted by her short, ass-showing miniskirt that said "Flirt!" on the back to notice the braces and acne.
just sayin.
Please say you tried to talk to her!
Yes, please say you at least tried to talk to her.
Crystal- You sure know a lot about the asses of 13-year old girls.
JR- My opening line, "Excuse me miss, but you wouldn't happen to be into unemployed, middle-aged men hanging around the mall on a weekday afternoon, would you?"
Peach: *sigh* 1314
NON-related comnt! Pardon.
I think U should make the photo of your hands your avatar. I was just a JR's blog & had this revelation. U know, the last pic on your blog with the leg & hand. Very U & very sexy ... just do it!
Big smooch,
The Tart
; )
U R so far fm middle age ~ go for it!
Do you want my advice? :)
Love doesn't care about money, employment, or age. Even if meeting the girl doesn't lead to a relationship, what's wrong with having a new friend?
Geez! I thought I already told you that. Must have been somebody else.
Talk to her or any girl who catches your eye next time. (Remember, practice makes perfect.)
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