Sunday, June 26, 2005

Top Ten

I ran out of time today, so you get a pathetic top ten list...

Top Ten Embarassing Keychain Fobs To Hand To A Valet Attendant:

10. Tire Iron
9. Western Riding Saddle
8. Fig Newton ™
7. Contact Lens
6. Prosthetic Arm
5. Solar-Powered Purse-Warmer
4. One sock (the other sock got lost in the dryer)
3. Sweet Potato / Yam (tie)
2. Ceiling Fan
1. Diaphragm

10 Comments:

At 1:31 AM, Blogger mellancollyeyes said...

0.5 Expired box of condoms

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger evilsciencechick said...

11. dildo.


not that I'd know...or anything...

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger christ*el #3tx said...

.3 a child

.33 Silver Charter Member since 1995: VIAGRA

.333 the murder weapon

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger Brighton said...

toilet seat

Amway logo

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger Allie#3ga said...

anyone catch the irony of #3 being a sweet potato? just askin.

 
At 2:50 PM, Blogger evilsciencechick said...

#3 is also yam.

what a weird word.

yam yam yam yam yam...

yam.

 
At 3:46 PM, Blogger tinyhands said...

ESC- That's not what she meant.

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger evilsciencechick said...

i know...i was just trying to be funny.

I am not funny.

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger christ*el #3tx said...

HOW DID I MISS THAT?????

 
At 11:42 PM, Blogger mellancollyeyes said...

i don't get it!!!

what's going on with sweet potatoes? i'm lost...like usual... sigh.

 

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