Apologies
I've been trying to write a very deeply emotional and meaningful post entitled "My First Time" but I've really been struggling to find the right words. Honestly. I'm still working on it, so I'll just give you some drivel until then...Summer school started up last night. This is going to suck a golfball through a garden hose. It'll suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. That armadillo was so huge it sucked my truck dry! Wait, where was I? School...
5 weeks, and since the Memorial Day holiday used up one of our class days, we have to make it up. This Friday night, from 6-10pm. Kill me. Kill me now. As if I've got anything better to do. Right, kill me. Kill me now. And we have our first exam next week. I need a drink- Bourbon, rocks.
Other exciting new developments in my life ... This concludes the "exciting new developments" segment.
Example 1: Around noon, gather your co-workers and say "We go lunch." The last person to shout "FIRE BAD!" has to buy.
Example 2: At the end of the day- "Time go home." Again, the last person to shout "FIRE BAD!" buys the first round at happy hour.
Example 3: If it's just you and the spouse at home, maybe after dinner you'll say "Food good." If the spouse doesn't shout "FIRE BAD!" he or she has to pony up the first backrub.
Have LOTS of fun experimening with your own challenges and rewards.
posted by tinyhands @ 11:59 PM
5 Comments:
Wait - are there cute girls in your class? That you get to spend Friday night with?
Spin it, babe.
i'm going with kate on this. check out the class girls and see if there are any that look good. then work it!
I read that as "Just drop pants of speech..." and thought you'd invented a really kinky game, if only I could figure out how to drop pants of speech.
I'm with Kate, look for the positive spin....
ooooh, a bourbon rocks. how fantastic! 2 will make you feel better, 4 will make you forget the 2, and 20 will make you forget if the drinking came before or after the problem.
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