Monday, June 27, 2005

Dear Sick Bastard,

Kill yourself. You, the completely worthless piece of shit using BellSouth DSL in Atlanta, GA who found my blog by searching for child pornography. I know this because SiteMeter recorded all the details at 11:28am Eastern, including the search terms you used in your Yahoo search, which I have sent to BellSouth, and the Federal and Georgia Bureaus of Investigation. I hope they find you before the parents of some molested and exploited child do, but save everyone the trouble and kill yourself. Put a bullet in your brain, drink battery acid, bathe with the toaster, handful of pills- it really doesn't matter. You are no longer required. Give Hitler our warmest regards.
Sincerely,
Everyone else.

10 Comments:

At 9:41 AM, Blogger Esther said...

yup, the battery acid sounds the right option

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger evilsciencechick said...

atlanta, huh?

excellent. I will track them down. Then I will cut off their balls.

Slowly.

With a rusty spoon.

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger mellancollyeyes said...

how on earth did they get to your blog my looking for child pornography??

 
At 1:42 PM, Blogger Brighton said...

That just makes me ill. I hope he drinks the battery acid soon.

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger Brighton said...

Hey, I just checked my site reader and someone found me from searching, "kiddy boy porn", wtf? How do I report this or what can I do about it??

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger tinyhands said...

From Dennis Miller, The Rants:
"You've got to promise me if you're watching me tonight and you ever get to the point where you are so puzzled, confused, and frightened that you feel the only way out is to abuse or molest a little kid, well then, you have got to kill yourself. You have got to lean into the strike zone and take one for the team."

 
At 4:08 PM, Blogger boo said...

scary indeed... well done for reporting...

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger christ*el #3tx said...

DAYUM, and here i was getting all freaked out because someone found my blog today looking for (get this) a pornstar named CHRISTEL. she's from hungary. and apparently she likes to *BLEEP*

i forget what the actual search terms were, oh no wait, they were "see the f*ck christel"



the sadder thing is that NOW that you have used the ACTUAL words "child pornography" you are going to get way more hits for that.

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger Zelda said...

someone on Jethro's blog looked for "little boys peanus." But then right below that search, it said, "do i have a small peanus for my age."

We figured it was just some kid trying to figure out whether he had a small one.

Good for you for reporting it.

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger lucidkim said...

ugh. i agree. let him kill himself. maybe he could take out a few of his child molestor buddies out first for good measure.

 

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