Monday, August 28, 2006

Lucy

Now that I'm down to only 2 readers left, I can start posting again.
No, it's nowhere near as conscious a decision as all that. I just haven't had the energy to do it lately, and I'm not strictly speaking of the physical kind of energy. Anyone who knows me knows that when I write I largely stick to the truth. More often than not I like to embellish the trivial events of my life, which is just a fancy way of admitting that I bought and use The Bedazzler. By way of warning, do not attempt to bedazzle your adult parts. And asking strangers, "Does this look infected" is not the way to make friends. I mean, it's A way, but those people waving their camera phones at your itchy, red adult parts are not the kind of friends from whom you can borrow money or hitch a ride to the beach. Usually they want to stop to see this guy who one time got them some weed (or was it 'shrooms?) and he's got XBox but we promise we won't stay long. His mom just got home from a double shift at the hospital, so keep it the fuck down, and she's going to fucking feed the fucking neighbor's fucking dog to his python if it don't fucking shut the fuck up, right fucking now. She's out of Reds and not in the best of moods, so can you chip in for pizza?

Where was I? Energy. Right. I just don't have the energy to be imaginative anymore. Also known as writer's block. I'm open to suggestions...

14 Comments:

At 9:06 AM, Blogger Sass said...

Drink.

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger Crystal said...

Arf! Arf!

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger Mike said...

I would enjoy another Other People's Blog's (or whatever it was called) post.

 
At 6:36 PM, Blogger tonia said...

fooled you ... this makes at least FOUR readers ... HA!

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger Heather said...

Make it 5.

 
At 8:29 PM, Blogger tinyhands said...

Sass- I see that works pretty well for you ;)

Crystal- Fucking dog

ikeMay- I was thinking of doing one about Bay Area Software Engineers...

Tonia- Thanks for not making me look at that pustule post anymore.

Bonnie Heather- Back from the dead, or at least the summer?

 
At 11:25 PM, Blogger Inanna said...

I see more than two readers here, man. Drink PATRON.

 
At 9:50 AM, Blogger boo said...

Ha... all too real... life is funny like that!...

 
At 2:10 PM, Blogger tinyhands said...

Peach- I just bought a bottle. That's your cue to book a flight.

Boo- So can I borrow some money, or what?

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger mellancollyeyes said...

i love the profusive use of the f-word

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger Cootera said...

Writer's block is going around. In my case, though, effin' Blogger has locked me out of my own account. I can comment on my blog, but can't post. Hmpf! Mofos!

 
At 12:14 AM, Blogger Leese said...

you only counted 2?

 
At 9:09 PM, Blogger lucidkim said...

in the sky with diamonds

 
At 12:28 AM, Blogger tinyhands said...

Aide- Fuckin-A, bubba.

Ang- Excuses, excuses. Everybody's got one. ;)

Leese- Yeah, what am I, an accountant or something?

Kim- Let us know when you're writing again...

 

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