Eight Days A Week
What do you do when you have a question to which there is no right answer?Did she leave me because she's in love with someone else?
An adverse response doesn't solve the underlying problem.
Would she like me if I had more money?
To answer in the affirmative, confirms a different negative.
What should I have done differently?
Sometimes there's no answer, even a wrong one.
How am I ever going to get over her?
Avoid asking the question, even when it's the only thing on your mind.
Why?
posted by tinyhands @ 11:59 PM
11 Comments:
There are some questions you're better off not asking.
Hands, that woman is not good enough for you. You are funny and hot and stable enough to be unemployed and still have a huge house with a big turquoise accent wall. So quit self-analyzing, ok? Or I might just pinch you with my toes.
deep post, but still including the barenaked bits, i love that about you.
Beth- I suck at that part.
Crystal- Pinch me with those toes I saw you put in your mouth? Eww, mister. (And it's not turquoise!)
Mimi- It's Friday, you're slipping.
That money part, if she is under the age of 35 that part could be very true ~ but then she would just leave you for the pool guy, natch! All the more reason to move on to the next chick .... ya know all those fish in the sea!
Go practice your great wit on all the fishies ... that's want most of us want ... funny with a good understanding of how to get it right behind closed doors. ; )
Smooch,
The Tart
oh. it is definitely turquoise.
i did not actually get my foot into my mouth. when you asked me to do it for your, um, satisfaction, i tried. i got close, but then i started laughing.
i just let the cat out of the bag with the whole turquoise thing, didn't i?
well, your real friends will still respect you. just remember that.
awww babe. i feel for ya. Why is rarely answered in these situations
Joss- You had me until "behind closed doors" and then you lost me.
GDCA- So you're not very bendy and you have trouble differentiating colors? Doesn't make you a bad person. My real friends will understand.
Sass- Naturally, that's the one that unlocks all the rest.
then WHAT COLOR IS IT?
crystal,i believe you with the turquoise, and seriously an accent wall? seriously?
hum, this changes everything.
and friday/schmiday, i'ma busy girl, i can't notice everything.
Turquoise or not, I happen to like that accent wall a lot! And I can't wait to see it again! :-D
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