Monday, May 02, 2005

Complaints

The semester is almost over. My attention is elsewhere.

My skin is dried, splotchy, and wrinkly. Around my eyes, much older.

I have a noticeable patch of grey hair. It blends in and looks natural, but old.

My gut. 'nuff said.

I'm hot all the time. It's hot and stuffy in here now.

I have a very important term paper to write and a very important test to study for.

I'd rather surf the web. I'd rather she found me.

9 Comments:

At 7:06 AM, Blogger Allie#3ga said...

complaints are completly understandable - what's not is saying how not cute you are so all the women here WILL say how cute you are, and how she is SO out there just waiting for you, and how we like a patch or two of gray.

but i'm not falling for it.

nope not me.

 
At 7:08 AM, Blogger Badaunt said...

"I'm hot all the time."

Stop bragging.

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger Esther said...

A bubble bath, infused with rose and lavendar bubbles, some candles and a good book. Works marvels for dry skin ;)

I can kick myself for missing the theme song quiz thingy. Scary bit is that I am familiar with "my" song :)

 
At 11:16 AM, Blogger Tasty said...

Yeah, I'm not falling for it either. If you can't see that you're a hottie, I can't freakin' talk you into it. Men.

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger boo said...

Well now... i'm not above... falling for it... sweetie... enjoy your old age... no really!... and i'm sure you're hot!... i know my armpits are...

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger evilsciencechick said...

use more moisterizer.

and try online dating. worked for me, and I'm really lazy :)

 
At 10:15 PM, Blogger me said...

sometimes she does find you, only she has crabs. the glass is half-full.

 
At 10:58 PM, Blogger mellancollyeyes said...

hey i feel ya. i'd rather he find me too. why the hell put all that effort into it?

take a lesson from childhood--if you need someone to find you (like your mom or your girlfriend) just stop moving.

And shhh--I'm 22 and I have noticeable grey hair. It's totally cool. Grey is the new non-grey.

Woot woot! Love that semester being over! I feel you on that one too.

Seriously, are you the male me (with probably more money and less neurotic tendencies)?

Your skin is dry because, memo, you live in Texas. That isn't exactly known for it's shining humidity levels.

 
At 2:06 AM, Blogger tinyhands said...

ブレベン - Damn girl, I hardly recognize you. Come a bit closer, my tired old eyes can't see that far.

Aide - Houston is built on the swamp that invented humidity

 

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