Monday, March 07, 2005

March Market Madness

I went grocery shopping yesterday. I bought Milanos, Mochi, Malomars, M & Ms, Milky Way Dark, Moon Pies, malted milk balls, marmalade, marzipan, mousse, muscadine jam, marshmallows, and mini-muffins.

I also picked up mangoes, melon, macintosh apples, maize, mandarin oranges, mint leaves, mushrooms, macadamia nuts, mixed nuts, and maraschino cherries.

I needed more merlot, marsala, madeira, malaga, muscatel, malt liquor, mescal, mimosas, milk, mineral water, mochachino, moonshine, and Moxie.

Rather than make another trip when I run out, I stocked up on melba toast, macaroni, margerine, maple syrup, macadamia oil, matzos, mesquite chips, mincemeat, miso paste, molé, mustard, mozzarella, and mortadella.

Finally, I got a little mackerel, marble rye, meatballs, Mongolian beef, monkfish, muligatawny, mutton, and mussels.

I feel like I forgot something though...

18 Comments:

At 6:40 AM, Blogger Kate the Peon said...

ME! You forgot to pick up me!

 
At 6:53 AM, Blogger Badaunt said...

Marmite.

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger boo said...

The rest of... the alphabet?...

 
At 9:15 AM, Blogger mellancollyeyes said...

You alliteration is altogether amazing and awesome. Always, I admire your artistical arrangements and find them alluring.

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger Esther said...

Tomorrow you're shopping for stuff starting with O? ;)

 
At 10:16 AM, Blogger evilsciencechick said...

hey...where's my Mocha Java? You didn't forget my Mocha Java, did you?????

 
At 11:31 AM, Blogger christ*el #3tx said...

mmmmmmmmmm.... it all sounds yummmmmmmy.

 
At 11:51 AM, Blogger tinyhands said...

kTp- You starts with K.

Theic- They were out, but they did have Milo.

boo- I don't follow. What about the alphabet? *looking innocent*

Adrianne- Thousand thanks to the tempting tomato.

3sth3r- Actually, in my language N comes next, but I gather you knew that was today. ;)

ESC- Mochachino. Same thing.

#3Moo- Xlnt.

 
At 11:59 AM, Blogger Leese said...

I want to be in your kitchen when you cook something with all that stuff you just bought.

Mackarel and uh...Milano...mmmmm

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger April said...

You forgot the manicotti!

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger christ*el #3tx said...

ummm.... ACTUALLY, mochachino and Mocha Java are NOT the same thing.

Mocha Java is the oldest coffee blend. it comes from a port in Yemen. and the island of Java.

mochachino is some sissy coffee drink that requires a nipple.

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger Zelda said...

Cheese

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger evilsciencechick said...

christ*el #3tx - THANK YOU!!!

Mochachinos indeed!

(I'm a coffee snob)

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger tonia said...

this entry actually made my eyes water...
what's my last name?

 
At 12:44 PM, Blogger Jethro said...

My man! 'member more M&M's

 
At 1:28 PM, Blogger tinyhands said...

Leese- You don't like fish & cookies?

Ape- You got me. I picked up the macaroni and walked right past the manicotti. Clever girl.

#3Moo- I have two nipples. What do I win?

Z- Mozzarella is cheese. Soylent green is people.

ESC- Puh-leez, they're the same. I shoud make you drink Maxwell House. Coffee is disgusting anyway, be glad I got you anything.

Tonia- Did I pick you up at the store? I thought the ocular drip was because I can do basic math.

Jeth- Most assuredly.

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger christ*el #3tx said...

ESC: i think people think that about me too....

but what do i know?

 
At 11:41 PM, Blogger Heather said...

Well, you forgot to put the right date at the top. Maybe you should have picked up a m...calendar.

 

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