March Market Madness
I went grocery shopping yesterday. I bought Milanos, Mochi, Malomars, M & Ms, Milky Way Dark, Moon Pies, malted milk balls, marmalade, marzipan, mousse, muscadine jam, marshmallows, and mini-muffins.I also picked up mangoes, melon, macintosh apples, maize, mandarin oranges, mint leaves, mushrooms, macadamia nuts, mixed nuts, and maraschino cherries.
I needed more merlot, marsala, madeira, malaga, muscatel, malt liquor, mescal, mimosas, milk, mineral water, mochachino, moonshine, and Moxie.
Rather than make another trip when I run out, I stocked up on melba toast, macaroni, margerine, maple syrup, macadamia oil, matzos, mesquite chips, mincemeat, miso paste, molé, mustard, mozzarella, and mortadella.
Finally, I got a little mackerel, marble rye, meatballs, Mongolian beef, monkfish, muligatawny, mutton, and mussels.
I feel like I forgot something though...
17 Comments:
ME! You forgot to pick up me!
Marmite.
The rest of... the alphabet?...
You alliteration is altogether amazing and awesome. Always, I admire your artistical arrangements and find them alluring.
Tomorrow you're shopping for stuff starting with O? ;)
hey...where's my Mocha Java? You didn't forget my Mocha Java, did you?????
mmmmmmmmmm.... it all sounds yummmmmmmy.
kTp- You starts with K.
Theic- They were out, but they did have Milo.
boo- I don't follow. What about the alphabet? *looking innocent*
Adrianne- Thousand thanks to the tempting tomato.
3sth3r- Actually, in my language N comes next, but I gather you knew that was today. ;)
ESC- Mochachino. Same thing.
#3Moo- Xlnt.
I want to be in your kitchen when you cook something with all that stuff you just bought.
Mackarel and uh...Milano...mmmmm
ummm.... ACTUALLY, mochachino and Mocha Java are NOT the same thing.
Mocha Java is the oldest coffee blend. it comes from a port in Yemen. and the island of Java.
mochachino is some sissy coffee drink that requires a nipple.
Cheese
christ*el #3tx - THANK YOU!!!
Mochachinos indeed!
(I'm a coffee snob)
this entry actually made my eyes water...
what's my last name?
My man! 'member more M&M's
Leese- You don't like fish & cookies?
Ape- You got me. I picked up the macaroni and walked right past the manicotti. Clever girl.
#3Moo- I have two nipples. What do I win?
Z- Mozzarella is cheese. Soylent green is people.
ESC- Puh-leez, they're the same. I shoud make you drink Maxwell House. Coffee is disgusting anyway, be glad I got you anything.
Tonia- Did I pick you up at the store? I thought the ocular drip was because I can do basic math.
Jeth- Most assuredly.
ESC: i think people think that about me too....
but what do i know?
Well, you forgot to put the right date at the top. Maybe you should have picked up a m...calendar.
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