Observation
When you wake someone up at 2:30am and you don't hear the same series of barking & clicking noises that pass for your language, it's safe to assume that you've dialed a wrong number. I thought this was universally true until last night when I received no less than 6 such calls within the span of 2 minutes. Area code 252 = North Carolina kooks.(Well, it might have been Somalia, country code 252.)
6 Comments:
Look, if you get a wrong number the first time, it will be a wrong number the second time unless you change one of the digits!!!! People, I swear.
I once had a lady call me three times and each time I told her she had the wrong number. On the last call she said she couldn't possibly have the wrong number because she was hitting redial.
People suck.
Had a woman call me three times and the third time I said that she had the wrong number, she asked if I was sure. Hmm, let me check my life real quick. Um, yeah, I'm sure.
I get collect calls from the prison regularly. And yes, they are dialing the wrong number. :-)
I get phone calls on my cell phone for Joanne. They're always old people from Georgia. They wanna know how Joanne's mother is doing.
I tell them Joanne changed her number. They ask me if I can give them her new number.
How do you explain to old people that they are likely the reason that Joanne changed her phone number? And, no, I can't give you the new number because she didn't give it to me either?
LOL, this one made me laugh.... NC kooks.... very funny!
Smooch,
The Tart
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