try not laughing (hard, snorting laughter) when the woman leading your beginner's pilates class keeps say, "Now, squeeze your kegel...it's very empowering."
When I was in high school, during P.E. class, I had to hold this one chick's feet while she did sit ups. Man, she squeaked one out and it was the grossest thing ever.
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what are these "crunches" of which you speak? are they like potato chips? are they served with a dip? cause fat girls dig the dip.
got ya beat!
try not laughing (hard, snorting laughter) when the woman leading your beginner's pilates class keeps say, "Now, squeeze your kegel...it's very empowering."
I'll bet!
The only time toots don't make me laugh is when I have to keep them secret.
Al- *shaking head* I got nothing.
Aide- That's not funny, that's hot. Tell me more about bendy women...
Z- It sucks when you toot in church and you can't laugh.
Heh. Everything's funnier in church, fo sho.
Allie, YOU SLAY ME, SISTER!
*toot* *toot*
Tasty- Especially if it's one of the high holy days. I'll pound back the beans for a week before Easter.
Anniana- *shakes head* Yep.
Nanner- All aboard!
i'll tell you more over that steak dinner...
When I was in high school, during P.E. class, I had to hold this one chick's feet while she did sit ups. Man, she squeaked one out and it was the grossest thing ever.
Toots! Hilarious. Sit ups are great for easing wind...obviously in the privacy of your own home...
Aide- You're taking me to Morton's, right?
J- Ready, aim, fire!
NML- Having your skirt blown up so often I'm starting to wonder if it's really the drafty tube station.
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