Friday, December 05, 2008

'Tis the Season

Now that Thanksgiving is over, it is the season for holiday parties. Here's a tip from your uncle tinyhands:

You know you've had too much to drink if you fall asleep, even a little bit, while taking a leak.

(Ed. note: Please get really, embarassingly, shitfaced drunk, but do so responsibly.)

5 Comments:

At 2:23 PM, Blogger Allie said...

that is the funniest thing you have said in a long time.

and you are known for the funny - so that's not saying nothin.

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger Zelda said...

The sad thing is that I don't remember if I've ever fallen asleep while taking a leak.

 
At 10:03 PM, Blogger Beth said...

Oh, I can think of worse things to fall asleep on, but I won't say what they are, lest some people feel embarrassed by them. ;)

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger mellancollyeyes said...

Does that rule apply to people like me, who constantly fall asleep regardless of intoxication levels (including while taking a leak)?

 
At 2:56 AM, Blogger Jammie J. said...

Well, Merry Christmas... now that it's Christmas and all. :)

 

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