'Tis the Season
Now that Thanksgiving is over, it is the season for holiday parties. Here's a tip from your uncle tinyhands:You know you've had too much to drink if you fall asleep, even a little bit, while taking a leak.
(Ed. note: Please get really, embarassingly, shitfaced drunk, but do so responsibly.)
5 Comments:
that is the funniest thing you have said in a long time.
and you are known for the funny - so that's not saying nothin.
The sad thing is that I don't remember if I've ever fallen asleep while taking a leak.
Oh, I can think of worse things to fall asleep on, but I won't say what they are, lest some people feel embarrassed by them. ;)
Does that rule apply to people like me, who constantly fall asleep regardless of intoxication levels (including while taking a leak)?
Well, Merry Christmas... now that it's Christmas and all. :)
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