Wednesday, July 11, 2012

I've Decided

Rather than cling to anachronistic conventions, I've taken a look at the facts:
  • Modern technology makes formerly-laborious tasks both routine and simple;
  • Plenty of scientific research confirms the importance of a good night's sleep. 
  • I am a middle-aged man whose biological functions have changed over the years;
  • I no longer sleep soundly all night and usually have to get up to pee;
  • Refraining from drinking anything after a certain hour has no effect on the above.

Therefore, I've decided to un-train myself not to wet the bed. It's better for me to sleep through until morning and do laundry the next day.


At 6:11 PM, Blogger Jammie J. said...

Just use a piddle pad... :)

At 1:21 AM, Blogger Zelda said...

How about some nice, comfy Depends? Seems like they were made for just this type of situation.

At 11:27 PM, Blogger tinyhands said...

Z- As someone who knows a thing or two about diapers, hows about you post a picture of your latest creation?


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