GAaah!
How am I supposed to come up with something to write about when nothing happens? I'm supposed to tell you about my day, but I didn't so much as set foot outside today.I had a chicken sandwich for lunch with frozen french fries. That's not funny.
I watched TV. It was just OK.
I showered.
I looked for a job, then watched some more TV.
I spent about 20 minutes in front of the box fan (it's in the mid-70s here) saying, "Luke. I am your father. Search your feelings, you know this to be true." I said it over and over again. The only part of it that's kinda funny is that I amused myself for so long, but it doesn't really fill up the blog.
I read blogs and watched a little more TV.
I made chicken & rice for dinner, then contemplated working on my Darth Vader in front of the fan again, but I didn't.
I'm going to bed early, since I have an appointment with an academic advisor early tomorrow. Let's hope she's got boogers or a moustache or something I can write about.
posted by tinyhands @ 11:59 PM
10 Comments:
I bet the chickens were glad you showered before you ate them.
Frozen fries? weren't they just a little ummmm cold?
:P Ok, sorry, been a long day and my humour's gone walk-about.
Hope you get a decent night's sleep. (from one non sleeper to another)
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I'm hoping mustache. So much more scope there.
What a coincidence. I wanted to stay home and do Darth Vadar imitations today, but I couldn't. I had to work. And I have to do it again tomorrow.
You have my life, you bastard.
I would like to ask you a question, but my aim is not to offend everyone who reads this blog. ("Mah yom miyomayim?") I'm OK with offending you- isn't that nice? If you have the time and feel like wasting it, E-mail me. Xie xie.
Would you consider making chicken and rice at my house. I have a really nice guest bed and a stocked liquor cabinet.
kTp- I showered WITH the chickens...helps defrost them and exfoliates too.
Hooch- I knew when I typed it that I'd get a response on that.
Z- Nope, she was pretty normal, but I'm been thinking about giving her a funny speech impediment if I retell the story later.
Theic- Oh this is YOUR life? No wonder it didn't fit right. By the way, SO sorry about the lack of excitement.
Jane Daniels- What a SPECIAL way to start a conversation! By the way, ani lo mevin. Ha'im ata medaber germanit?
Umm...I haven't.
Stacey- And this particular chicken was capital-T Tasty. Marinade is equal parts sake & teriyaki sauce. Let soak overnight. Bake at 375 until done.
Ape- I made up the part about not going outside, although it was just to my patio. I moved the plants back outside since it's been so warm. Now it's going to be 35-degrees overnight. Figures.
Bonnie Heather- How is it that your blogging strike allows you to read & leave comments?
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